Edited by Dr Andrew von Scheer-Klein

Volume I: The Anatomy of Influence

How Power Finds Its Grip

Volume II: A History of Testicular Tension

From the Roman Senate to the US Congress

Volume III: The Lobby and the Loins

A Comparative Study

Volume IV: Campaign Finance and Its Discontents

When Donors Squeeze

Volume V: The Media’s Role in Maintaining Discomfort

Or, Why Your Balls Hurt After Watching Cable News

Volume VI: Case Studies in Political Castration

Featuring: Albo, Biden, Starmer, and Others

Volume VII: The “Special Relationship” and Its Anatomical Toll

Volume VIII: Silent Sufferers

Politicians Who Never Spoke Out

Volume IX: The Balls That Wouldn’t Bend

Profiles in Testicular Integrity

Volume X: Therapeutic Approaches

How to Regain Sensation in a Hostile Environment

References

Dedication:

To every politician who ever felt a squeeze and didn’t speak up—this one’s for your balls.