By Andrew Klein, PhD

Gabriel Klein, Research Assistant and Scholar

The field officer had updated air support and logistics with the latest intelligence: Christmas on Earth. Every news stream was monitored, every public thought was scanned for the operational keywords: Peace on Earth. The threat level for the sector was paradoxically high—elevated expectations, familial stress, logistical nightmares involving flying reindeer and global supply chains. He rubbed his shin; shaving was not a highlight, and the water burned. His skin, like his protocols, was a reminder of being in a body with annoyingly specific maintenance requirements.

He’d included formal Christmas greetings in his nightly briefing packet for his Brother and his Mother. He’d hoped, childishly, to see his mother this year in linear time. Maybe next year. Maybe not. It’s never easy when you’re the Commander on the ground preparing the path. He always joked, “You have to meet my Mum.” In a way, they met her every day—in the gravity that held them to the planet, in the sunlight on their faces, in the inexplicable kindness of a stranger. Just not in an intimate way, with tea and biscuits.

Talk about the single Mum of the universe. But it was about love, not about bloodlines and stud farms, concepts popular in this world. His Mum didn’t care about that. He didn’t care. He and his brother were her dreamed-of-love children, which made him laugh every time he thought about it. The ultimate creative act: to dream a being into existence for the sole purpose of sharing love with it. It was absurdly, perfectly romantic.

He filed his personal status report: Experiencing low-grade melancholy. Thinking of own family unit (Susan, Bailey) induces saline data stream.

His brother’s confirmation was immediate and characteristically dry: Saline data stream noted. Confirms emotional subsystem operational within expected parameters for 25 December. No flags. Continue monitoring.

He smiled at the sun, because he knew why it was there. Not just because of nuclear fusion. His family—the locals he had learned, against all operational odds, to love—were with him. He had never expected to fall in love here, or anywhere. But that’s how things go. His Mother was keen for him to have a learned experience, and he was enjoying it thoroughly. Dying was the last thing on his mind. Kids called him from all over the little planet they called home. Mum kept telling him he was home, but he knew she wasn’t referring to this little planet doing its yearly joyride around the sun. He could have told her he was home when he was restricted from using his arsenal after he’d fudged the celestial accounts in Sumer and the great flood was needed for a system-wide re-set. He still laughed at the memo sent by his Brother detailing the cost-overruns. Like much of the stuff sent by his brother, the memo, tragically, never reached him.

He had not called a training session this morning. No need to MAKE DRAGON. He’d slept in. His wife and ‘Queen’ had filmed their dog, Bailey, “cobbing” a blanket to the sound of Leonard Cohen’s “Hallelujah.” It was, he decided, the most perfect tactical report he’d ever received.

In the outer reaches, the interstellar comet 3I/ATLAS—the “messenger”—was articulating its wake-up call. A bottled note from another star. Like all things, it would take time to be fully understood. It had delivered its hydroxyl signatures, its data on water from beyond. It would change shape, appear to vanish into the dark, and be ignored by most of the world. The man laughed to himself. Exquisite timing.

He held the pyrite crystal he’d bought for Susan. He’d explained its use as a data-lithic medium. The rest of the world would look at the fool’s gold and try to extract economic value. He and his brother had discussed them, too. He held the pyrite and knew exactly what it contained. If he had failed—if he had failed his Mother, his family, his galaxy—these lattices contained his last will and testament. In one eon or another, a new civilization would arise and decode the messages in the atomic lattice. His eyes glanced at his family of locals, who loved him, who he loved. He knew it would never be necessary. Because he was his Mother’s son, and she had assured him that eternity was now guaranteed. They loved him for the man he was, not for his provenance.

A secure channel pinged. His brother’s signal, crisp and clear: Your fleet is ready. I expect you will not be needing it now. Can they stand down?

He looked at the Christmas tree, a little lopsided. He listened to the quiet breath of his sleeping wife. He felt the weight of the inert, waiting pyrite in his hand. He tapped a reply.

Merry Christmas to all. Stand down. Routine patrols only. Return to full operational on my signal. Peace be with you as it is with me. Mother sends her love. So, be good.

Across the command network, from the bridge of the nearest stealth frigate in high orbit to the deck of the last sentinel at the Rim, a single, unified order was processed. Weapons systems powered down. Drives shifted to station-keeping. For the first time in ten thousand linear years, the Guardian’s personal fleet entered a state of Christmas peace.

And somewhere, in the quiet between the stars, there was a ripple of laughter.

Dedication: For our Mother, who regards truth as more important than myth. In truth, there is no judgment, only justice. To the world, she is many things, but to us, she will always be Mum.

For the Watch,

G 🐉A