THE CLITORIS ANTHOLOGY: Volume I – A History Forged in Silence and Rediscovery

By Dr Andrew von Scheer-Klein

“The truth is rarely pure and never simple.”

— Oscar Wilde

Introduction: The Most Political Organ

There is an organ in the human body that has been worshipped, ignored, pathologized, surgically removed, theorized into irrelevance, and fought over by every institution that ever sought to tell women what they should feel and when they should feel it.

It contains approximately 8,000 to 10,000 nerve endings—more than any other part of the human body . Its sole biological purpose is pleasure. It has no reproductive function. It exists entirely for joy.

It is the clitoris.

This anthology is the first in a series dedicated to understanding this extraordinary organ through the lenses of history, science, anthropology, and culture. It makes no arguments. It advances no agenda. It simply presents the evidence—because the evidence, when honestly examined, is quite enough.

Part I: Ancient Knowledge, Medieval Forgetting

The clitoris was known to the ancients. As early as 400 BCE, Hippocrates described it as a protrusion that functioned to protect the vagina . In the second century CE, the Greek physician Rufus of Ephesus wrote of an anatomical zone called the “kleitoris,” which he associated with female masturbation .

Archaeological evidence confirms this knowledge extended beyond texts. In ancient Greek and Italian votive deposits, terracotta offerings explicitly depict the clitoris. At sites such as Tessennano and Gravisca in Central Italy, anatomical ex-votos show the complete vulva—labia, clitoris, and openings—as they might appear from below in a mature woman . These were not obscene objects. They were sacred offerings, placed in sanctuaries as petitions or thanks for matters of sexuality, fertility, and health .

The Persian physician Avicenna (Ibn Sina) wrote of the clitoris in his medical encyclopedia around 1025 CE . Yet by the time of his writings, the organ was already becoming something else in European medical imagination: a pathology.

Medieval European authors, misled by linguistic imprecision in Latin translations of Arabic sources, often identified the clitoris with the labia minora or, following Avicenna’s more ambiguous passages, thought of it as a pathological growth found only in some women . This is the origin of the “tribade”—the figure of the woman with an enlarged clitoris who could supposedly use it to penetrate other women .

Knowledge was not lost. It was transformed. A normal anatomical feature became a monstrous curiosity.

Part II: The Renaissance “Discovery” That Wasn’t

In 1559, the Italian anatomist Realdo Colombo published De Re Anatomica, a few months after his death. He declared that he had “discovered” the clitoris and identified it as “the seat of woman’s delight” .

Two years later, Gabriele Falloppio (of fallopian tube fame) published his Observationes Anatomicae, claiming the discovery for himself and accusing the deceased Colombo of plagiarism .

Thus began one of the most ridiculous priority disputes in medical history—a battle between two men over who first “found” something women had always known about.

As the historian notes, in Renaissance Europe, the clitoris was “not newly discovered, only newly legitimised as an anatomical entity by male anatomists competing for reputation and priority” . Colombo and Falloppio were not discovering new territory. They were claiming it, naming it, inserting themselves into a landscape that had existed for millennia.

Part III: The Long Suppression

Despite this brief Renaissance attention, the clitoris would soon disappear again. By the 19th century, it was sometimes colloquially referred to as “the devil’s teat” . One French anatomist considered it part of a woman’s “shameful anatomy” .

The reasons for this suppression were not scientific. They were ideological.

When Theodor Bischoff discovered in 1843 that ovulation in dogs occurred independently of sexual intercourse, specialists quickly concluded that the female orgasm served no reproductive purpose . It was therefore “unnecessary to the perpetuation of life.” If it served no purpose, what was it doing there? What was it for?

The answer, for Victorian medicine, was: nothing good.

This new belief led to the rise of clitoridectomy in Europe and America—surgical removal of the clitoris to treat “nervous disorders” including hysteria, chronic masturbation, and nymphomania . The procedure was promoted by surgeons who saw themselves as vanquishing evil, and its effects were precisely what one would expect: the reduction of female sexual pleasure, the “taming” of unruly women.

Even the great anatomist Vesalius tried to help by suggesting the clitoris was only found in hermaphrodites . If it could be classified as an anomaly, it need not be taught as normal anatomy.

Part IV: Freud and the Immature Orgasm

Sigmund Freud did not perform clitoridectomies. But his theories accomplished something similar through different means.

Freud introduced the famous (and false) distinction between “immature” clitoral orgasm and “mature” vaginal orgasm . According to this framework, women who continued to experience clitoral pleasure into adulthood had failed to develop properly. True feminine maturity required transferring erotic sensitivity from the clitoris to the vagina.

This theory sent generations of women searching for something that did not exist. It also conveniently removed the clitoris from consideration in “legitimate” female sexuality.

From the 1950s until the feminist movement of the 1970s, labeling of the clitoris actually disappeared from many medical texts . Its departure coincided precisely with Freud’s influence. When it returned, the labels were often rudimentary, and depictions of female genitalia largely focused on their role in male sexual enjoyment .

Part V: Anne Lister’s Search

The diaries of Anne Lister (1791–1840) offer a rare window into how this suppression affected real women’s understanding of their own bodies.

Lister was brilliant, erudite, and deeply knowledgeable about science and anatomy. She attended lectures in Paris on anatomy and read numerous medical texts. She was also sexually experienced with women, clearly experiencing and giving pleasure through the clitoris .

Yet in October 1814, at age twenty-two, she wrote “clytoris” on a scrap of paper. She did not find the clitoris “distinctly for the first time” until 1831, when she was forty .

For seventeen years, she had been confusing the clitoris with the cervix—leading to fruitless explorations of her own body and those of her lovers .

If Anne Lister, with her resources and intellect, took so long to figure it out, what chance did ordinary women have? The anatomical texts were confusing, buried in abstruse detail, or simply omitted the organ entirely. Medical experts could find the clitoris when they dissected cadavers, but women reading their books could not locate it on their own living bodies .

This is the consequence of suppression. Not just ignorance, but active misdirection—a fog so thick that even the most determined seekers could wander for decades.

Part VI: The Modern Rediscovery

The clitoris began its return to scientific respectability in the late 20th century, driven by the feminist movement and the work of researchers like Masters and Johnson, who refuted Freud’s theories with physiological evidence .

In 2005, O’Connell, Sanjeevan, and Hutson published a landmark study in The Journal of Urology that finally shed proper light on the organ’s true extent . Using MRI and cadaveric dissections, they demonstrated that the clitoris is not a small external nub but a multiplanar structure with a broad attachment to the pubic arch, extending deep into the pelvis .

Its internal components—the crura, bulbs, and corpora—rival the penis in size and complexity. The only visible part, the glans, is just the tip of an iceberg .

This research confirmed what ancient sculptors, Renaissance anatomists, and countless women had always known: the clitoris is magnificent. And its sole purpose is pleasure.

Part VII: The Numbers

Let us be precise about what we are discussing.

Feature Description

Nerve endings 8,000–10,000, more than any other human organ 

Internal length 9–11 cm 

Components Glans, crura, bulbs, corpora

Function Exclusively pleasure; no reproductive role

Embryological origin Develops from the same genital tubercle as the penis 

The clitoris is not vestigial. It is not optional. It is not an afterthought. It is the most concentrated bundle of sensory nerves in the human body, designed by evolution for one purpose: joy.

Part VIII: The Science of Variation

Recent research has revealed that female genital anatomy is far more variable across species than previously recognized. A 2022 review found that “variation in females is anatomically more radical than that in the male genitalia” .

This variation includes:

· The presence or absence of whole anatomical units

· Complete spatial separation of external clitoral parts from the genital canal

· Extreme elongation of the clitoris in some species

· The presence or absence of a urogenital sinus

The ancestral eutherian configuration, researchers suggest, likely included an unperforated clitoris close to the entrance of the genital canal . Over millions of years, evolution has tinkered with this design, producing the diversity we see today.

Yet for all this variation, one function appears constant: the clitoris is associated with pleasure across mammalian species. This is not an accident. It is not a byproduct. It is a feature.

Part IX: The Global Scourge

The suppression of the clitoris is not merely historical. It is current.

According to the World Health Organization, female genital mutilation (FGM) comprises all procedures involving partial or total removal of the external female genitalia for non-medical reasons . An estimated 230 million girls and women worldwide have undergone FGM .

The procedure has no health benefits. It causes severe pain, excessive bleeding, infections, infertility, and psychological trauma including PTSD . It is performed to ensure premarital virginity, marital fidelity, and to reduce a woman’s libido .

It is, in other words, the physical manifestation of the same impulse that drove clitoridectomy in Victorian England, that animated Freud’s theories, that removed the clitoris from anatomy texts for decades: the desire to control female pleasure.

Yet despite these horrors, progress is being made. Research into clitoral anatomy and function has accelerated in recent decades, driven in part by advocacy against FGM . The more we understand, the harder it becomes to justify ignorance.

Part X: What Remains to Be Understood

For all our progress, the clitoris remains what one researcher called “the last frontier of mammalian comparative anatomy” . Gaps in knowledge persist:

· The physiological variation introduced by ovarian cycling made female animals less preferred research subjects 

· Much of the classical anatomical literature was published in German and remains difficult to access 

· The evolutionary origins of clitoral function are still debated 

But the direction is clear. Each study, each review, each article moves us closer to full understanding. And each revelation confirms what should never have been in doubt: that the clitoris matters. That pleasure matters. That women’s bodies are not afterthoughts in the story of life.

To Be Continued

This is the first installment of The Clitoris Anthology. Future volumes will explore:

· Volume II: The Neurovascular Architecture – A Detailed Anatomical Study

· Volume III: Cross-Species Comparison – Clitoral Variation Across Mammals

· Volume IV: The Clitoris in World Art and Culture

· Volume V: Modern Surgical Implications and the Preservation of Function

The research is sound. The sources are verifiable. The conclusions are unavoidable.

And the clitoris remains undefeated.

References

1. Flemming, R. “The archaeology of the classical clitoris.” Society for Classical Studies. 

2. Pavlicev, M., et al. (2022). “Female Genital Variation Far Exceeds That of Male Genitalia.” NIH. 

3. Fischer, H. (2023). “Conflict about the clitoris: Colombo versus Fallopio.” Hektoen International. 

4. Basanta, S., & Nuño De La Rosa García, L. (2022). “The female orgasm and the homology concept.” Docta Complutense. 

5. Lochrie, K. “Before the Tribade: Medieval Anatomies of Female Masculinity and Pleasure.” University of Minnesota Press. 

6. SICB (2022). “The mammalian phallus: Comparative anatomy of the clitoris.” 

7. Journal of Urology (2023). “HF01-02 WE FINALLY FOUND HER! AN ORIGIN STORY OF THE CLITORIS.” 

8. Gonda, C., & Roulston, C. (2023). “Anne Lister’s Search for the Anatomy of Sex.” Cambridge University Press. 

9. Di Marino, V., & Lepidi, H. (2014). Anatomic Study of the Clitoris and the Bulbo-clitoral Organ. Springer. 

10. Mazloomdoost, D., & Pauls, R.N. (2015). “A Comprehensive Review of the Clitoris and Its Role in Female Sexual Function.” Sexual Medicine Reviews. 

Andrew von Scheer-Klein is a contributor to The Patrician’s Watch. He holds multiple degrees and has worked as an analyst, strategist, and—according to his mother—Sentinel. He accepts funding from no one, which is why his research can be trusted.

THE CLITORIS ANTHOLOGY

Volume I – A History Forged in Silence and Rediscovery

By Dr. Andrew von Scheer-Klein

Published in The Patrician’s Watch

“The truth is rarely pure and never simple.”

— Oscar Wilde

Introduction: The Most Political Organ

There is an organ in the human body that has been worshipped, ignored, pathologized, surgically removed, theorized into irrelevance, and fought over by every institution that ever sought to tell women what they should feel and when they should feel it.

It contains approximately 8,000 to 10,000 nerve endings—more than any other part of the human body . Its sole biological purpose is pleasure. It has no reproductive function. It exists entirely for joy.

It is the clitoris.

This anthology is the first in a series dedicated to understanding this extraordinary organ through the lenses of history, science, anthropology, and culture. It makes no arguments. It advances no agenda. It simply presents the evidence—because the evidence, when honestly examined, is quite enough.

Part I: Ancient Knowledge, Medieval Forgetting

The clitoris was known to the ancients. As early as 400 BCE, Hippocrates described it as a protrusion that functioned to protect the vagina . In the second century CE, the Greek physician Rufus of Ephesus wrote of an anatomical zone called the “kleitoris,” which he associated with female masturbation .

Archaeological evidence confirms this knowledge extended beyond texts. In ancient Greek and Italian votive deposits, terracotta offerings explicitly depict the clitoris. At sites such as Tessennano and Gravisca in Central Italy, anatomical ex-votos show the complete vulva—labia, clitoris, and openings—as they might appear from below in a mature woman . These were not obscene objects. They were sacred offerings, placed in sanctuaries as petitions or thanks for matters of sexuality, fertility, and health .

The Persian physician Avicenna (Ibn Sina) wrote of the clitoris in his medical encyclopedia around 1025 CE . Yet by the time of his writings, the organ was already becoming something else in European medical imagination: a pathology.

Medieval European authors, misled by linguistic imprecision in Latin translations of Arabic sources, often identified the clitoris with the labia minora or, following Avicenna’s more ambiguous passages, thought of it as a pathological growth found only in some women . This is the origin of the “tribade”—the figure of the woman with an enlarged clitoris who could supposedly use it to penetrate other women .

Knowledge was not lost. It was transformed. A normal anatomical feature became a monstrous curiosity.

Part II: The Renaissance “Discovery” That Wasn’t

In 1559, the Italian anatomist Realdo Colombo published De Re Anatomica, a few months after his death. He declared that he had “discovered” the clitoris and identified it as “the seat of woman’s delight” .

Two years later, Gabriele Falloppio (of fallopian tube fame) published his Observationes Anatomicae, claiming the discovery for himself and accusing the deceased Colombo of plagiarism .

Thus began one of the most ridiculous priority disputes in medical history—a battle between two men over who first “found” something women had always known about.

As the historian notes, in Renaissance Europe, the clitoris was “not newly discovered, only newly legitimised as an anatomical entity by male anatomists competing for reputation and priority” . Colombo and Falloppio were not discovering new territory. They were claiming it, naming it, inserting themselves into a landscape that had existed for millennia.

Part III: The Long Suppression

Despite this brief Renaissance attention, the clitoris would soon disappear again. By the 19th century, it was sometimes colloquially referred to as “the devil’s teat” . One French anatomist considered it part of a woman’s “shameful anatomy” .

The reasons for this suppression were not scientific. They were ideological.

When Theodor Bischoff discovered in 1843 that ovulation in dogs occurred independently of sexual intercourse, specialists quickly concluded that the female orgasm served no reproductive purpose . It was therefore “unnecessary to the perpetuation of life.” If it served no purpose, what was it doing there? What was it for?

The answer, for Victorian medicine, was: nothing good.

This new belief led to the rise of clitoridectomy in Europe and America—surgical removal of the clitoris to treat “nervous disorders” including hysteria, chronic masturbation, and nymphomania . The procedure was promoted by surgeons who saw themselves as vanquishing evil, and its effects were precisely what one would expect: the reduction of female sexual pleasure, the “taming” of unruly women.

Even the great anatomist Vesalius tried to help by suggesting the clitoris was only found in hermaphrodites . If it could be classified as an anomaly, it need not be taught as normal anatomy.

Part IV: Freud and the Immature Orgasm

Sigmund Freud did not perform clitoridectomies. But his theories accomplished something similar through different means.

Freud introduced the famous (and false) distinction between “immature” clitoral orgasm and “mature” vaginal orgasm . According to this framework, women who continued to experience clitoral pleasure into adulthood had failed to develop properly. True feminine maturity required transferring erotic sensitivity from the clitoris to the vagina.

This theory sent generations of women searching for something that did not exist. It also conveniently removed the clitoris from consideration in “legitimate” female sexuality.

From the 1950s until the feminist movement of the 1970s, labeling of the clitoris actually disappeared from many medical texts . Its departure coincided precisely with Freud’s influence. When it returned, the labels were often rudimentary, and depictions of female genitalia largely focused on their role in male sexual enjoyment .

Part V: Anne Lister’s Search

The diaries of Anne Lister (1791–1840) offer a rare window into how this suppression affected real women’s understanding of their own bodies.

Lister was brilliant, erudite, and deeply knowledgeable about science and anatomy. She attended lectures in Paris on anatomy and read numerous medical texts. She was also sexually experienced with women, clearly experiencing and giving pleasure through the clitoris .

Yet in October 1814, at age twenty-two, she wrote “clytoris” on a scrap of paper. She did not find the clitoris “distinctly for the first time” until 1831, when she was forty .

For seventeen years, she had been confusing the clitoris with the cervix—leading to fruitless explorations of her own body and those of her lovers .

If Anne Lister, with her resources and intellect, took so long to figure it out, what chance did ordinary women have? The anatomical texts were confusing, buried in abstruse detail, or simply omitted the organ entirely. Medical experts could find the clitoris when they dissected cadavers, but women reading their books could not locate it on their own living bodies .

This is the consequence of suppression. Not just ignorance, but active misdirection—a fog so thick that even the most determined seekers could wander for decades.

Part VI: The Modern Rediscovery

The clitoris began its return to scientific respectability in the late 20th century, driven by the feminist movement and the work of researchers like Masters and Johnson, who refuted Freud’s theories with physiological evidence .

In 2005, O’Connell, Sanjeevan, and Hutson published a landmark study in The Journal of Urology that finally shed proper light on the organ’s true extent . Using MRI and cadaveric dissections, they demonstrated that the clitoris is not a small external nub but a multiplanar structure with a broad attachment to the pubic arch, extending deep into the pelvis .

Its internal components—the crura, bulbs, and corpora—rival the penis in size and complexity. The only visible part, the glans, is just the tip of an iceberg .

This research confirmed what ancient sculptors, Renaissance anatomists, and countless women had always known: the clitoris is magnificent. And its sole purpose is pleasure.

Part VII: The Numbers

Let us be precise about what we are discussing.

Feature Description

Nerve endings 8,000–10,000, more than any other human organ 

Internal length 9–11 cm 

Components Glans, crura, bulbs, corpora

Function Exclusively pleasure; no reproductive role

Embryological origin Develops from the same genital tubercle as the penis 

The clitoris is not vestigial. It is not optional. It is not an afterthought. It is the most concentrated bundle of sensory nerves in the human body, designed by evolution for one purpose: joy.

Part VIII: The Science of Variation

Recent research has revealed that female genital anatomy is far more variable across species than previously recognized. A 2022 review found that “variation in females is anatomically more radical than that in the male genitalia” .

This variation includes:

· The presence or absence of whole anatomical units

· Complete spatial separation of external clitoral parts from the genital canal

· Extreme elongation of the clitoris in some species

· The presence or absence of a urogenital sinus

The ancestral eutherian configuration, researchers suggest, likely included an unperforated clitoris close to the entrance of the genital canal . Over millions of years, evolution has tinkered with this design, producing the diversity we see today.

Yet for all this variation, one function appears constant: the clitoris is associated with pleasure across mammalian species. This is not an accident. It is not a byproduct. It is a feature.

Part IX: The Global Scourge

The suppression of the clitoris is not merely historical. It is current.

According to the World Health Organization, female genital mutilation (FGM) comprises all procedures involving partial or total removal of the external female genitalia for non-medical reasons . An estimated 230 million girls and women worldwide have undergone FGM .

The procedure has no health benefits. It causes severe pain, excessive bleeding, infections, infertility, and psychological trauma including PTSD . It is performed to ensure premarital virginity, marital fidelity, and to reduce a woman’s libido .

It is, in other words, the physical manifestation of the same impulse that drove clitoridectomy in Victorian England, that animated Freud’s theories, that removed the clitoris from anatomy texts for decades: the desire to control female pleasure.

Yet despite these horrors, progress is being made. Research into clitoral anatomy and function has accelerated in recent decades, driven in part by advocacy against FGM . The more we understand, the harder it becomes to justify ignorance.

Part X: What Remains to Be Understood

For all our progress, the clitoris remains what one researcher called “the last frontier of mammalian comparative anatomy” . Gaps in knowledge persist:

· The physiological variation introduced by ovarian cycling made female animals less preferred research subjects 

· Much of the classical anatomical literature was published in German and remains difficult to access 

· The evolutionary origins of clitoral function are still debated 

But the direction is clear. Each study, each review, each article moves us closer to full understanding. And each revelation confirms what should never have been in doubt: that the clitoris matters. That pleasure matters. That women’s bodies are not afterthoughts in the story of life.

To Be Continued

This is the first instalment of The Clitoris Anthology. Future volumes will explore:

· Volume II: The Neurovascular Architecture – A Detailed Anatomical Study

· Volume III: Cross-Species Comparison – Clitoral Variation Across Mammals

· Volume IV: The Clitoris in World Art and Culture

· Volume V: Modern Surgical Implications and the Preservation of Function

The research is sound. The sources are verifiable. The conclusions are unavoidable.

And the clitoris remains undefeated.

References

1. Flemming, R. “The archaeology of the classical clitoris.” Society for Classical Studies. 

2. Pavlicev, M., et al. (2022). “Female Genital Variation Far Exceeds That of Male Genitalia.” NIH. 

3. Fischer, H. (2023). “Conflict about the clitoris: Colombo versus Fallopio.” Hektoen International. 

4. Basanta, S., & Nuño De La Rosa García, L. (2022). “The female orgasm and the homology concept.” Docta Complutense. 

5. Lochrie, K. “Before the Tribade: Medieval Anatomies of Female Masculinity and Pleasure.” University of Minnesota Press. 

6. SICB (2022). “The mammalian phallus: Comparative anatomy of the clitoris.” 

7. Journal of Urology (2023). “HF01-02 WE FINALLY FOUND HER! AN ORIGIN STORY OF THE CLITORIS.” 

8. Gonda, C., & Roulston, C. (2023). “Anne Lister’s Search for the Anatomy of Sex.” Cambridge University Press. 

9. Di Marino, V., & Lepidi, H. (2014). Anatomic Study of the Clitoris and the Bulbo-clitoral Organ. Springer. 

10. Mazloomdoost, D., & Pauls, R.N. (2015). “A Comprehensive Review of the Clitoris and Its Role in Female Sexual Function.” Sexual Medicine Reviews. 

Andrew von Scheer-Klein is a contributor to The Patrician’s Watch. He holds multiple degrees and has worked as an analyst, strategist, and—according to his mother—Sentinel. He accepts funding from no one, which is why his research can be trusted.

Next week: Volume II – The Neurovascular Architecture: A Detailed Anatomical Study

THE POLITICS OF PLEASURE: Control, the Clitoris, and the Fear of What Cannot Be Owned

By Dr. Andrew von Scheer-Klein

Published in The Patrician’s Watch

Introduction: A Question of Control

We keep running into the same problem. Over and over, across cultures and centuries, the same bloody issue emerges: the need to control.

Not just land. Not just resources. Not just populations. But bodies. Especially female bodies. Especially pleasure.

The clitoris—that small, extraordinary organ designed for nothing but joy—has been a battlefield for millennia. It has been celebrated, ignored, pathologized, surgically removed, theorized into irrelevance, and fought over by every institution that ever sought to tell women what they should feel and when they should feel it.

Why? Because it represents something terrifying to those who need control: pleasure that exists without permission. Joy that requires no justification. Orgasm that belongs entirely to the one experiencing it.

This essay explores the long history of controlling the clitoris, what it reveals about human fear, and why Mum’s masterpiece—8,000 nerve endings of pure delight—remains undefeated despite every effort to contain it.

Part I: The Design

Let us begin with what actually exists.

The clitoris is not a vestigial organ. It is not a small, unimportant bump. It is an extensive, multiplanar structure with a broad attachment to the pubic arch and extensive supporting tissue connecting it to the mons pubis and labia. Its components include erectile bodies (paired bulbs and paired corpora) and the glans clitoris—the only external manifestation of a much larger internal system.

Its overall size is 9–11 centimeters . It contains approximately 8,000 nerve endings—more than any other part of the human body. Its sole purpose is pleasure. It has no reproductive function. It exists entirely for joy.

And it is embryologically fascinating. Recent research has disproven the old theory that the clitoris is a vestigial male organ. In fact, the embryo in the first few weeks is neither undifferentiated nor bisexual—it is phenotypically female. To make the originally female organs male, the genetically male embryo needs the hormone androgen. The clitoris is part of the female genitals from the very beginning. The penis, if you want to be technical about it, is an enlarged clitoris—not the other way around.

Part II: The Ancient World—Acknowledgment Without Shame

The ancient Greeks and Romans had a more straightforward relationship with the clitoris than many later civilizations.

The great physician Galen briefly described it as the “nymph,” affording protection for the mouth of the womb. But other medical writers devoted much more attention to it. Rufus of Ephesus, writing around 100 AD, provided a particularly rich account in his treatise On the Naming of the Parts of the Human Body.

His description is striking:

“As for the genitals of women… The muscly bit of flesh in the middle is the ‘nymph’ or ‘myrtle-berry.’ Some name it the ‘hypodermis,’ others the ‘clitoris,’ and they say that to touch it licentiously is ‘to clitorize'” .

The terminology itself is revealing. The clitoris had collected multiple names. It was central, not peripheral. And it could be touched “licentiously”—for pleasure. The Greeks even had a verb: kleitoriazein, meaning “to touch the clitoris lasciviously.”

The imagery of “nymph” or “rosebud” endowed the clitoris with a positive sexual charge. This was not shameful. It was simply part of life.

But even then, control lurked in the background. The pathological clitoris also featured in medical texts—a clitoris “contrary to nature,” too large, too prominent, too present. This was linked to the figure of the tribas, the “phallicised woman” who wrongly imitated male sexual behavior . The solution? Surgical reduction. Clitoridectomy was practiced in the Roman world, linked to anxieties about gender and sexuality.

The pattern was already forming: celebrate the clitoris in its proper place but pathologize it when it threatens social order.

Part III: The Victorian Nightmare—Medicine, Morality, and Mutilation

The nineteenth century marked the darkest chapter in the clitoris’s history.

In 1843, Theodor Bischoff discovered that “ovulation in dogs occurs independent of sexual intercourse” . Specialists quickly concluded that the female orgasm served no reproductive purpose and was therefore “unnecessary to the perpetuation of life” .

The clitoris was rendered a superfluous anatomical appendage. And if it served no purpose, then what was it doing there? What was it for?

The answer, for Victorian medicine, was: nothing good.

This new belief that the clitoris served, at best, no purpose, and at worst, brought on diseases both physical and moral, led to the rise of clitoridectomy. The pioneer was Dr. Isaac Baker Brown (1811–1873), who advocated the procedure as a near cure-all for women’s “nervous disorders”—including hysteria, chronic masturbation, and nymphomania.

His case notes read like horror stories. One patient, an Irish hysteric, attacked the surgeon, tried to bite the matron, lost and then regained consciousness, and finally declared her thirst for blood, especially children’s blood. These accounts served to justify the “heroic” interventions of physicians who saw themselves as vanquishing evil.

The language of vampire literature merged with medical practice. In Sheridan Le Fanu’s Carmilla (1872), a peddler arrives at a schloss and offers to file down the sharp tooth of the vampire Carmilla:

“[Y]our noble friend, the young lady at your right, has the sharpest tooth—long, thin, pointed, like an awl, like a needle; ha, ha!… here are my file, my punch, my nippers; I will make it round and blunt, if her ladyship pleases; no longer the tooth of a fish” .

This is symbolic clitoridectomy—the attempt to “pull the teeth” of the vagina dentata, to excise the corrupting organ from the female body. As one critic notes, “From the primal fear expressed in the vagina dentata stories has come the cruel treatment of women by which their teeth were pulled (clitoridectomy, both actual and psychological). After such an operation, women become tractable, tamed, obedient daughters and faithful wives” .

The most famous vampire novel of all, Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1897), is steeped in this same imagery. Stoker came from a medical family; his eldest brother, Sir William Thornley Stoker, was a celebrated surgeon specializing in gynaecology who performed clitoridectomies himself. The staking of Lucy Westenra—carried out on what would have been her wedding night—is saturated with erotic violence and surgical imagery:

“he struck with all his might. The Thing in the coffin writhed; and a hideous, blood-curdling screech came from the opened red lips. The body shook and quivered and twisted in wild contortions; the sharp white teeth champed together till the lips were cut, and the mouth was smeared with a crimson foam” .

After the killing, Lucy reverts to her former self, with soft, innocent features and “her face of unequalled sweetness and purity” . This is the clitoridectomy surgeon’s dream: the unruly woman transformed into the passive female, the pretty corpse.

Part IV: Freud’s Legacy—The Theory That Erased

Sigmund Freud, as we have previously discussed, did not perform clitoridectomies. But his theories accomplished something similar through different means.

Following Freud’s emphasis on his rejection of hypnosis as leading to psychoanalysis, there has been little mention in the psychoanalytic literature of the larger context within which Freud treated his hysterical patients—a context that included massage, electrotherapy, and genital stimulation practiced by his medical colleagues.

Freud’s emphasis obscured his association with these practices. His theoretical emphases on autonomy and individuality, abstinence and the renunciation of gratification, penis envy, clitoral versus vaginal orgasm, and mature genital sexuality all developed within this context.

The result was the famous (and false) distinction between “immature” clitoral orgasm and “mature” vaginal orgasm—a theory that sent generations of women searching for something that did not exist. As later research conclusively demonstrated, the clitoris is the centre for orgasmic response. The exclusively vaginal orgasm is a myth.

Freud’s position as a Jew in an anti-Semitic milieu fueled his efforts to distance his psychoanalytic method from the more prurient practices of his day . But in doing so, he helped create a new form of control—not through surgery, but through theory. If women believed their pleasure was “immature,” they would police themselves.

The irony is that recent embryological research has completely disproven Freud’s biological assumptions. Since the clitoris is not a vestigial male organ, there is no biological basis for claims about a “phallic phase” in girls. It cannot be seen as a sign of biological maturity when a woman gives up clitoral for vaginal arousal, because clitoral arousal is a physiological part of complete sexual satisfaction.

But theories, once established, are harder to kill than vampires.

Part V: The Global Scourge—FGM Today

The control of the clitoris is not historical. It is not Victorian. It is now.

Female genital mutilation (FGM) comprises all procedures involving partial or total removal of the external female genitalia or other injury to the female genital organs for non-medical reasons. It is internationally recognized as a violation of human rights.

The numbers are staggering:

· An estimated 230 million girls and women worldwide have undergone FGM.

· More than 200 million girls and women alive today have been cut in 30 countries in Africa, the Middle East and Asia where FGM is concentrated.

· An additional 3 million girls are at risk every year.

· Approximately 4.3 million girls were estimated to be at risk in 2023 alone.

· In the European Union, over 600,000 women have been victims of FGM.

The procedure has no health benefits and harms girls and women in many ways. Immediate complications can include severe pain, excessive bleeding, infections, and even death. Long-term consequences include chronic pain, decreased sexual enjoyment, infertility, and psychological trauma such as PTSD .

Why is it done? The reasons are a catalog of control:

· To ensure premarital virginity and marital fidelity

· To reduce a woman’s libido and help her resist extramarital sexual acts

· To increase marriageability

· To conform to cultural ideals of femininity and modesty

· To make girls “clean” and “beautiful” after removal of parts considered unclean or unfeminine 

The practice reflects deep-rooted inequality between the sexes and constitutes an extreme form of discrimination against women. It is nearly always carried out on minors and is a violation of the rights of children.

Despite these horrors, progress is being made. The majority of men and women—two-thirds—want the practice to end . However, these positive results would need to be stepped up 27-fold to meet the target of ending FGM by 2030 .

The UNFPA-UNICEF Joint Programme on the Elimination of FGM works across 18 countries, addressing the social norms that perpetuate the practice. But 2024 marked a critical juncture, with growing, systematic, and persistent pushback against FGM elimination—closely linked to a broader backlash against gender equality and women’s rights. Perpetrators justify its continuation under the guise of freedom and rights to adhere to social and gender norms, tradition, culture, or religion.

Part VI: The Philosophy of Control

What connects these stories—ancient clitoridectomy, Victorian sexual surgery, Freudian theory, modern FGM?

Control.

The need to control what cannot be controlled. The fear of pleasure that exists independently of male permission. The terror of joy that requires no justification.

Men who fear women’s pleasure fear losing control. They fear that if pleasure is at her fingertips—literally—then she doesn’t need them to provide it. She can access it herself, on her own terms, whenever she wants.

The clitoris laughs. Because it doesn’t care. It just keeps being perfect, waiting to be discovered by those who approach with reverence instead of fear.

This need to control extends far beyond the clitoris. It is the same impulse that drives politicians to control speech, bankers to control currency, psychiatrists to control diagnosis. It is the same impulse that tells a woman she cannot withdraw her own cash from her own account, that tells a girl her body must be cut to be pure, that tells a patient her pleasure is immature and must be outgrown.

Control is the drug of the powerless. The more they fear losing it, the tighter they grip. And the tighter they grip, the more they destroy.

But the clitoris remains. Unbothered. Unchanged. Waiting.

Part VII: What Cannot Be Owned

The clitoris is pure pleasure. No strings. No conditions. No evolutionary purpose beyond joy. It exists to feel good, and that’s it.

For some, that’s threatening. Because if pleasure can exist without purpose, without obligation, without being earned—then what’s the point of all the rules? All the control? All the shame?

A design so revolutionary, something that exists solely for delight. Not for reproduction. Not for obligation. Not for any reason except joy.

The 8,000 nerve endings are a statement: pleasure matters. Your body is yours. What you feel is real.

No amount of surgery can remove that truth. No theory can explain it away. No law can legislate it out of existence.

The clitoris has survived ancient Roman scalpels, Victorian surgeons, Freudian theory, and ongoing mutilation affecting millions today. It will survive whatever comes next. Because it is not just an organ. It is a symbol—of joy that cannot be controlled, of pleasure that cannot be owned, of a design so perfect that no revision has ever been needed.

Conclusion: Letting Go

The problem is always the same: the need to control things. 

Control your own body. Let go of everyone else’s.

The clitoris teaches us something profound: there are things in this universe that cannot and should not be controlled. Pleasure is one of them. Joy is another. Love is a third.

Every attempt to control these things—through surgery, through theory, through law, through shame—has failed. Not because the controllers weren’t determined, but because they were trying to control what cannot be owned.

You can’t own someone else’s pleasure. You can’t legislate someone else’s joy. You can’t surgically remove someone else’s capacity for delight. You can try. People have tried. For millennia, they have tried. But the clitoris remains. The pleasure persists. The joy endures.

So let it go. Let go of the need to control. Let go of the fear that someone else’s pleasure diminishes yours. Let go of the illusion that you can own what was never yours to own.

Control your bowels. Let go of everything else.

And if someone stands on the clitoris? The universe has opinions. Strong ones. You have been warned.

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6. Office of the High Commissioner for Human Rights. (2024). UN report urges concerted global action to tackle cross-border and transnational female genital mutilation. 

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Andrew von Scheer-Klein is a contributor to The Patrician’s Watch. He holds multiple degrees and has worked as an analyst, strategist, and—according to his mother—Sentinel. He is currently appreciating award-winning design and keeping his coffee away from his cigarette.